Can You Have What It Takes?

This is the final and updated version of my Renaissance Man-brother’s teaser for his “Code Enforcer” comedy. That’s him as CMCE (Chief Master Code Enforcer) Vern Speiner. He’s still looking for investors, so, please, forward this around if you know anyone who might have an interest and some money they’re looking to invest—or do so yourself, if interested, since anyone can help out (I did, and got a cool T-shirt! Yeah, that’s fight, I got the T-shirt…).

If you think you have what it takes, you, too, can be the proud enforcificationer of such vague HOA guidelines, suggestions, and guesswork as waste container replacification, compulsory grass cuttery, and lawn decoratory practices. And give out citations for code flauting and backsassing.

There is to be no flauting.

And you get a cool patch, to boot.

So…can you have what it takes?

Click Here. Really. Come on….

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5 Responses to “Can You Have What It Takes?”

  1. 1 blackcatpratt November 18, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    Is Greg the middle child, by chance? We tend to be hammy.

    I believe I am guilty of painting my front door a color that indicates creative behavior (plum), backsass (oh, yeah), and other “bad things” that cannot be ignored, as I am neither a former nor minor celebrity! :D

    • 2 fpdorchak November 19, 2013 at 4:35 am

      Greg’s the youngest of us, but he still cops attitude. And gets paid for it (well, TRYING to, in this case…)! :-]

      • 3 blackcatpratt November 19, 2013 at 8:34 am

        The baby would have been my second guess.

      • 4 fpdorchak November 19, 2013 at 6:20 pm

        Wellllll…I suppose…to be *totally* accurate, you’re correct on both counts, Mandy! We actually had 4 other siblings after Greg, who all died at birth or shortly thereafter. So…yeah…he is ALSO the middle child. Wasn’t sure this “counted,” given the the order of the “us” who lived (BTW, read ERO…I took some liberties with this idea…), but, giving it some thought, I thought, what the heck, birth order IS birth order. You are correct! :-]

  1. 1 Again, With the Code Enforcer, Already? | Runnin Off at the Mouth.... Trackback on February 10, 2014 at 8:26 am

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